Just poop in its detective uniform.
Hey Detective Shit!Have you seen the Doodie?
A well researched and polled term for poop.
Yo that doodie smells so bad, you must’ve eaten some broccoli!
Randomly searching the internet while on the toilet
Look it up next time you doodie google
When you eat so much food that you take more than one dumps after the meal.
I ate a grande meal last night and had a bad case of doodies. I am going to be late for work today becuase I have a bad case of the doodies.