Wang dang du?

A question I ask my kids after flicking their ear when they are not listening and meaning "what are you going to do about it?"

Hey Billy.... Billy... BILLY... *flick* (Billy turns with startled, sometimes irritated, expression.)

(Dad with arms out, palms up) Wang dang du, Billy? Wang dang du?

Guilt du Monplaisir

The feeling of remorse one experiences after squashing a compatriot's hopes and dreams.

Damn, son. I really let him down. Feeling that Guilt du Monplaisir...

Hva mener du

Its normal to say Hva mener du when u get mad or when u r confused. ‘havernu’

*sumbody hacks in game*
You: ‘hva mener duuu’

omlette du flomage

a phrase where you dont know the answer to a question asked so you just say omlette du flomage

"hey whats your next lesson"
Reply: omlette du flomage

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Aka-du-gukes

fake akademiks jeans

look at that nigga's Aka-du-gukes!
(ha ha ha)

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Poop-du-jour

After a couple of non eventful attempts you finally sit down to take the shit of the day.

"Man," Roscoe said closing the bathroom door,"that was the Poop-Du-Jour!!"

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Cause du Jour

Definition: Cause of the day (from French)

Description: A term that epitomizes liberal and progressive thinking whereby they claim and truly believe that "the masses are morally and ethically obligated to believe in" whatever fad that is trending like wildfire in the mainstream media.

-Note: typically trends that are publicized and pushed through Hollywood's lens

-Source Credit: Used by Steven Crowder from Louder with Crowder

Unassuming Liberal Friend: Let's do a bake sale for starving kids in Africa!
SJW *screaming*: No! We need to support the MeToo movement!
Independent friend: Wow, didn't you know unassuming liberal friend? That's the new cause du jour!

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