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egyptian goose

when a person, often a teammate, accidentally or intentionally gets too
aggressive with a booty slap and makes anal contact

Bobby quit the team after the second time his coach gave him an Egyptian Goose, thinking it was clearly not accidental.

by bozotexano39 August 23, 2021


Egyptian Lollipop

A process of sticking a finger in someone's anus and swirling it around with a mixture of feces and hair to make a poop lollipop.

Bob: Man I could eat a whole horse
Michael: How about I give you an Egyptian Lollipop?
Bob: What's that? Is that like a nasty dirty lollipop?
Michael: No its a delicious treat! I make it for my kids all the time :)

by toboUD October 20, 2023


Egyptian Impeachment

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When a massive protest (approx. 60% or population) is staged against a president, resulting in the promised resignation of said president

to be a true Egyptian Impeachment, the protest MUST be met with gratuitous violence from said presidents supporters

WHAT?!

OBAMA DIDNT COME THROUGH ON THE HEALTHCAR BILL?!

lets start up an old Egyptian Impeachment

by Captain Planet Jr February 3, 2011


Luxury Egyptian

An Egyptian who has lived in the Western world so long they are afraid to go to the motherland due to lack of Air Conditioning.

Mak can never go back to Egypt. He is so use to A/C he has become a Luxury Egyptian.

by Madas October 21, 2013


egyptian oven

when someone wraps them self in a blanket so tight that they resemble a mummy and they fart repeatedly.

I was pissed at my roommate because he egyptian ovened my comforter.

by Madam S December 1, 2009


Egyptian Leapfrog

Anal sex.

The 18 of them played Egyptian Leapfrog all night long.

by Egyptian Leapfrog Player September 3, 2011


egyptian scoop

A version of modern day skype that was once used for communication amongst egyptian folk.

I'm so glad we can chat on egyptian scoop (Hieroglyphics)

by Fred & Wilma March 30, 2012