when a person, often a teammate, accidentally or intentionally gets too
aggressive with a booty slap and makes anal contact
Bobby quit the team after the second time his coach gave him an Egyptian Goose, thinking it was clearly not accidental.
A process of sticking a finger in someone's anus and swirling it around with a mixture of feces and hair to make a poop lollipop.
Bob: Man I could eat a whole horse
Michael: How about I give you an Egyptian Lollipop?
Bob: What's that? Is that like a nasty dirty lollipop?
Michael: No its a delicious treat! I make it for my kids all the time :)
Verb
When a massive protest (approx. 60% or population) is staged against a president, resulting in the promised resignation of said president
to be a true Egyptian Impeachment, the protest MUST be met with gratuitous violence from said presidents supporters
WHAT?!
OBAMA DIDNT COME THROUGH ON THE HEALTHCAR BILL?!
lets start up an old Egyptian Impeachment
An Egyptian who has lived in the Western world so long they are afraid to go to the motherland due to lack of Air Conditioning.
Mak can never go back to Egypt. He is so use to A/C he has become a Luxury Egyptian.
when someone wraps them self in a blanket so tight that they resemble a mummy and they fart repeatedly.
I was pissed at my roommate because he egyptian ovened my comforter.
The 18 of them played Egyptian Leapfrog all night long.
A version of modern day skype that was once used for communication amongst egyptian folk.
I'm so glad we can chat on egyptian scoop (Hieroglyphics)