Voltron season eight

The last(?) Season of Voltron Legendary Defenders. Brutally murdered the fandom and every ship we had. Not even top ships like klance or Treellura were safe

1: Hey, is ( insert ship here) canon in Voltron season eight?
2: ... *Takes out Tumblr and cries*

Slender: The Eight Pages

A game based off of Slender Man where the player needs to collect eight pages in a forest before Slender Man finds them.

I shat my pants playing Slender: The Eight Pages.

Crazyhorse One-Eight

Ignorant service members (particularly from the Army) who thinks Digital SLR cameras are AK-47 and kids are RPG. Also known to kill NON-Combatant civilians.

Camera man: *Snap* *Snap* *Snap*... I hope Reuters gives me raise after these photographs! I'm risking my life just to get good pictures!

Crazyhorse One-Eight: "zomg, RPGS!! let me kill them pl0x!"
Hotel Two-Six: "Crazyhorse 18 you are clear to engage.."
Crazyhorse One-Eight: "die you bastards!"

Good Samaritans checks out the scene, finds dead bodies and some survivors.

Crazyhorse One-Eight: "OMG more insurgents!!! with RPGS!!!"
Hotel Two-Six: "Crazyhorse 18 you are clear to engage.."
Crazyhorse One-Eight: "w00t w00t! headshots!!! come on!"
Hotel Two-Six: "good shootn, heres a cookie.."

Cav Scouts arrive at the scene.

Omg, these RPGs are KIDS!!!

Crazyhorse One-Eight: "that's their fault bringing their kids to a battle. oh well."

Ignorant SOBs.

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eight ways to sunday

Saying something is certain; beyond questioning

Those guys suck at basketball. Yeah we'll beat them Eight ways to sunday

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Behind The Eight Ball

in an awkward or uncomfortable position

Having accepted two different invitations to dinner Saturday night, Clare found herself behind the eight ball.

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magic eight ball

A mystical pool ball enchanted to tell the future.

Person: Magic eight ball, how long until I get to 3rd base with my girlfriend

Magic Eight Ball: Ask again later

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nine double eight

A 9 MM Pistol that holds 16 rounds. A 9 MM Pistol with a fifteen round magazine and one round in the chamber.

Fully loaded and ready to go.

Etymology
Nine = 9 MM
Double Eight = (2 x 8) = 16 Rounds.

Pointing;
I've got a Nine Double Eight, your ass better have a vest.

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