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The act of cracking an egg in someones ass and then fucking them until it scrambles.
I had a one night stand last night, and this morning i fixed her a brown eyed breakfast.
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A hard turd lodged in your anus, but once dislodged becomes an explosive fecal fountain
Man, my butt is stretched out from that bug eyed Nancy.
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A former trio that decided to ruin their talent by adding a mediocre singer who can only bring ONE thing to their resume: commercial success.
Their first two albums prove that BEP had a whole lot of talent and, most importantly, ORIGINALITY.
Their third album had some good songs too, but now they're just bullshit. "boom boom pow" and "my humps"...WTF is this?
Old BEP FTW!
Black Eyed Peas fan: OMG IM SHAKIN MAH ASS TO DAT MY HUMPS SONG DAAAAAAYUM FERGIE DA BESSSS
Me: Cool story...
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1) n. What company executives use when they want to feature people of color in their commercials.
Hmm... how will we apeal to today's young African-American market without losing caucasian customers... I know! We'll get the BEP! There's a group of blacks that white people can enjoy!
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An individual who has a face which causes them to be mistaken as a weasel, most likely due to extremely squinty eyes. Known be knowledgeable alcohol buyers.
Tyler: Dude, Dave is such a Weaselly-Eyed Fuck.
Chris: I know, but he's pretty cool.
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A rock-ish band that is relatively slow, playing more ballad-like songs, where the vocalist has semi-synthesized voice.
Plays songs like "I Don't Believe" and "Here I Go"
"What was that band that we just met? Purple Footed Grin?"
"Green Eyed Stare?"
"Right, that one."
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When a man is on top of a woman having sex and is so drunk that only one eye is open.
I was having sex with this dude last night and he was totally doing a one-eyed Bill