Emoji Movie

A massive sin. Referring to the trend of people using emojis. This movie makes you feel like shit, it punches you directly in the nuts saying: “wow, you’re a fucking idiot for watching this movie. Good job wasting your money on something pointless, I hope you are happy with your result.” It’s hell. Trust me, my cousin dared me to watch this movie, Can I get my money back? Glad this movie gets a shitty rating. Good job, Sony Animations. You have hit a new low.

Derek: hey, buddy wanna watch the emoji movie to torture ourselves?
Jason: you’re block button looks so good rn.

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octopus emoji

The octopus emoji can be used to communicate female genitalia. Deriving from the word octopus having 'pus', short for pussy (see pussy) in it. Tentacles grossly, and abstractly resembling labias.

"Man, I ate some mad 🐙*octopus emoji* last night, and I'm not talking about seafood."

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The Emoji Movie

The truest of all hecking amine

Guy one: "You don't know true amine!"
Guy two: "Oh yeah? I watched the emoji movie."
Guy one: "Oh heck, I'm sorry. I didn't think you knew of an amine as true as the Emoji Movie."

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peaches emoji

When a man likes a girls ass and wants to tell her over text

Nice peaches emoji

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seal emoji

u can use this in situations where you think 'bruh'

person 1: what the fuck my ex fucked a fat ginger

person 2: 'seal emoji'

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Golfer Emoji

If a nigga put a golfer emoji. He tryna fukk. He put two? Him and his niggas tryna fukk

me and my niggas tryna fukk(two den golfer emojis)

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skull emoji

When someones joke is so funny or someones bio is weird or if they are cringe the skull means laughing till your dead if its not a joke it indicates DEATH

*jAkE/eMu/DeRpRuSsEd/dEmOn/hOt*

if someone has that goofy bio or a funny joke is told then you use the skull emoji

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