Genetic Engineering

Highly advanced scientific process which involves recombining the DNA of certain organisms to reproduce new hybrid organisms for the benefit of man kind.

Although such technology has many promising applications, many of which are already in use today: Genetically modified crops. There are also many downsides: What is the value of life if it can simply be replaced?

Forsaken by religious fanatics, staunch conservatives, tree huggers as well as many well informed intelligent people. A very controversial topic.

May lead to cloning of humans and ultimately the defacing of personal identity and nature as we know it. Human ethics will come into play and are already being tested over such topics.

"I was going to die of brain cancer but thanks to genetic engineering they simply grew human cortex in a pig and now I have a pig brain instead of a human brain!"

"World hunger was ended thanks to genetically modified crops!"

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Afro Engineered

Something Done Half-Assed Or Something Done So That It Works But Looks Fucked Up

See Also: jimmy rigged,nigger rigging,and nigger rig

Dude 1: Where did you learn to hook up a radio from?
Dude 2: I got a Degree In Afro Engineering.
Dude 1: It Shows.

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beavis engine

A stste reached by a person when he/she is excessively high on drugs such as cocaine or amphetamines, and is unable to stop talking - mainly beavisesque gibberish and to the utter annoyance of the poor individual who has to listen.

Speed freak : blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah ...(mindless on going shit)...

Normal person : "Dude you've reached Beavis Engine ."

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african engineering

See also Nigger Rig

He nigger rigged that, so be careful!

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Engineering Students

Engineering Students are groups of men, usually young men, who collectively agree to abstain from sexual intercourse.

Don't bother offering us that stinky pinky. We are Engineering Students.

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Network Engineer

The guy at the office that makes the computers do magic.

User - How did you fix my computer?
Network Engineer - umm.. Magic!... It's easier if I don't explain

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engineering major

Borderline insane pursuit of a conceptual understanding of the physical principles underlying everyday machines that can be operated without this understanding.

Mechanic: Have you ever changed your own oil?

Engineering Major: No, but do you know chemically how the gas you put into your engine produces the heat necessary to power the engine, as well as how this heat is converted to usable mechanical work?

Mechanic: ... That will be $43.50.

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