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a state of mind in which a Mac owner realizes his overpriced computer can't run 98% of the software on the market, then is immediately jealous of all his PC - owning friends.
Hey do you want to collaborate on a Fruity Loops composition?
Sure! Do they make it for Mac?
Uh, no, because Macs are only used by nerds who don't know better and end up shoveling piles of money into a perpetual upgrade cycle.
BITCH!!
You have PC Envy!
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Penis envy is the reason feminists hate men. They are jealous of men's penises, and this jealousy gets taken out on men in the form of rage.
feminist: I hate men!
My friend: Why does she hate men so much?
Me: She wishes she had a penis... She has a bad case of penis envy
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A longing experienced by women in an unequal society, for the opportunities and respect automatically awarded to some people just because they have a penis.
Despite years of working as a capable scientist, Kathy still had pangs of penis envy when she had to fight harder for her proposals to be taken seriously than did junior male scientists in her lab.
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One of New York's leading mixtape purveyors, DJ Envy climbed up the ranks quickly and, by the early 2000s, was peddling the latest exclusives and freestyles by big-name rappers like Jay-Z, 50 Cent, and the L.O.X. In fact, his reputation was so esteemed that Sony signed him and his affiliate label, Desert Storm Records, and in early 2003 released his commercial debut, The Desert Storm Mixtape: DJ Envy - Blok Party, Vol. 1 on Epic.
He was most recently found out of being a dj who takes music from the internet
and uses them on his tapes. very lame.
i guess he's not a real dj afterall. too bad a lot of kids look up to him.
DJ Envy is a dj in NYC who spins hip-hop, rap and r&b. He is known throughout the hiphop and mixtapec community and most noteably the internet music community because he takes from songs from there (that he downloads) and puts them on his tapes.
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a condition suffered by working professionals who become mad with jealousy because they cannot participate in surprise-hipster-DJ revelry on random school nights.
hipster envy typically becomes a problem in your mid-30s, when you realize you actually require sleep.
Upon realizing that he could not go to a club to see a surprise DJ set by Diplo because he had to be at work early the next morning, Brian became overcome with hipster envy.
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A: what's your definition of gender envy, B?
B: jensen ackles. did you look at him?!
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When a ginger is jealous of another ginger for no particular reason.
Wow, she has serious ginger-envy!
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