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Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building.

What you here in the infinite Ikea from the SCP series after the lights turn off.
This means you have been spotted by an Employee.
RUN!!!

"Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building." - SCP-3008-2

by SpeedyG877 November 24, 2020

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Academic Exit

A person who sneaks out of lectures unnoticed, and/or drops out of their education

oh no, Adam made an academic exit

I made a well-calculated academic exit last week

- Where is Adam?

- He made an academic exit during the break

by April 27, 2023


Academic Exit

A person who sneaks out of lectures unnoticed, and/or drops out of their education

oh no, Adam made an academic exit

I made a well-calculated academic exit last week

- Where is Adam?

- He made an academic exit during the break

by April 27, 2023


Ultimate Exit

When you have such a bad Projectile Trifecta that you end up dying from it.

The grim reality of the situation hit them hard when they realized that their beloved pet had suffered the Ultimate Exit, succumbing to a tragic Projectile Trifecta in its final moments.

by SICKPIGS July 23, 2024


Pittsburgh exit

Any asinine exit on a highway designed by buttholes that force you to travel through town in order to get back onto the highway, leading to you losing time from traffic. Pittsburgh and other cities in Pennsylvania are known to grossly exploit this atrocity of humanity.

I went on a road trip home yesterday and I accidentally exited at the wrong spot and there was no place to get back on. I got forced to drive through town and had to wait an hour through extremely long stop lights who green lights last only a few seconds. Stupid Pittsburgh exits.

by The Real Driller December 28, 2022


exit 4

Terrible tasting brew that calls itself a beer, originated from the one and only greatest state ever. New Jersey. Tastes of Celery and hairspray at most but not all times, unusually better tasting when warm. At this point it goes from the norm of celery and hairspray to a more cat piss, arm pit sweat taste, which one may enjoy more then veggies and hairproducts. If you enjoy getting your haircut, while consuming your daily amounts of vegetables, this should be your beer of choice.

Hey does anyone want another exit 4, Im heading to the fridge now?

No thanks, I dont like produce junction, nor do I enjoy hair salons.

by Nitsuj0207 June 19, 2010


Exit State

Fast-rising East-Lancs quartet Exit State are set to establish themselves as one of the areas hottest new bands with the release of their debut two-track promo release and a selection of local gigs.
The four-piece consisting of Roy Bright (vocals/guitar), James Henderson(drums), Adam (guitars), and Gray (bass/vocals) formed in March of 2005 and completed their debut release a few months later.

Exit State take influences as diverse as Metallica, Faith No More and Foo Fighters to create a sound that combines the melodic qualities of indie with the innovation of alt-rock and the power of metal.

The tracks featured on the promo: The Story Of Your Life, Go Back To Yesterday, The Eternal, Feel and Broken Demonstrate the quality of Exit States songwriting and soaring melodic power. The band is currently further developing their sound with constant gigs, rehearsals and writing.

"Dude, are you going to see Exit State tomorrow at the Rock Bar?"

"Hell yeah, Exit State fucking rock!!!"

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by Jordan Moly March 9, 2007