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What you here in the infinite Ikea from the SCP series after the lights turn off.
This means you have been spotted by an Employee.
RUN!!!
"Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building." - SCP-3008-2
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A person who sneaks out of lectures unnoticed, and/or drops out of their education
oh no, Adam made an academic exit
I made a well-calculated academic exit last week
- Where is Adam?
- He made an academic exit during the break
A person who sneaks out of lectures unnoticed, and/or drops out of their education
oh no, Adam made an academic exit
I made a well-calculated academic exit last week
- Where is Adam?
- He made an academic exit during the break
When you have such a bad Projectile Trifecta that you end up dying from it.
The grim reality of the situation hit them hard when they realized that their beloved pet had suffered the Ultimate Exit, succumbing to a tragic Projectile Trifecta in its final moments.
Associated with identifiable indigestible foods you might find in your excrement or while scrubbing your bung such as corn or peanut skins; also asparagus urine
Bits and pieces of last night’s burrito appeared in my exit diet this morning
THE WORST FUCKING ASSIGNMENT A TEACHER COULD GIVE YOU JUST SO YOU CAN LEAVE HER DUMBASS CLASS.
"ok so before you leave, let me give you an exit ticket that is the hardest question known to man."
The go-to maneuver when you're deep in a crowd and trying to leave. It is the most logical exit strategy. As you dance past them, bystanders will respect you for being a fucking boss. If you remain hype on your way out, people will ignore the fact that you're lame for leaving that party, concert, rave, etc. Always a 'W'.
Own that exit dance, and getcho ass out of there.
i.e. also works to get to the front at a rave
"I need some water! Lets get out of this crowd!"
* holds intense eye contact *
"Listen mate, this crowd is thick. Looks like an exit dance is our only way out."