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An Online Facial is a virtual cumshot. A guy cums on a girl's printout. Process: A guy must, with permission, select a beautiful or sexy photo and print it out and masturbate and cum on the printed pic. Then he must take a digital picture of the result or even take a video of the event and email or somehow message the girl with this record so that she can also masturbate to it.
my girlfriend is going to be in another state for a while, so i will cyber with her and give her online facials because we are unable to have oral sex and a real cumshot.
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In basketball when a player jumps high and dunks over a defensive player, his "salty nuts" are in the defender's face.
Did you see the "salty facial" that Paul Pierce gave LeBron in last nights game?!
Yeah man! That was some weak 'd' LeBron put out there!
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Where a female can be seen in public proudly displaying man juice all over her face. cum walk
Cashier: You know you look like you have baby gravy dripping off your chin ma'am? This is a reputable store and public facials are not allowed.
Zara: But Brad always gives me a Friday facial - it's so great for the skin. Wanna try some??
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The act of jizzing on someones face and leaving the jizz to crust over and form a flakey coating:)
I gave my bird a flakey facial the other day blah blah blah
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Used to describe a person who is beyond ulgy
ME: that girl is facially challenged
Katt: i know right last week i called her ulgy and she said that 's the best thing anybody has said to her.
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Noun. The act of placing ones face in a wet vagina and rubbing the entirety of it ensuring total coverage. Once the face has been fully covered in the natural fluids produced by the female genetalia it is left to dry. Once dried the fluids are peeled off like a facial performed at a day spa.
Sorry man, I can't go out yet, I haven't peeled off my fajita facial.
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Most commonly when an African-American male gives a Caucasian female a facial. (The race is reversable between genders and/or can be replaced with Asian, Latino, Native American, Pacific Islander, etc.)
Mary had never had sex with an african amercian man before, and boy did she love facials. so she asked him to give her one after they were done he said "Bitch thats an interracial facial"
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