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Crisp Factor

Crisp Factor refers to the crisp texture or flavor of foods with high water content. The crisp factor scale goes from 1 to zero, not including zero. The closer to zero, the greater the crispness.

The scale is based on a fresh Pink Lady Apple which scores the lowest possible score on the crisp facto scale. A fresh Pink Lady Apple is rated at "the limit as x goes to infinity of 1/x." As a result, the intense crispness of this apple is infinitely close to zero on the Crisp Factor scale.

There is controversy over the lowest crispness food available. However, the banana scores extremely high on the Crisp Factor scale. The banana comes in at "the limit as x approaches pi of sin(x/2)." It is infinitely close to one, but is not one because there is currently research being done to determine the food that will achieve a value of 1 on the Crisp Factor scale.

Liquids can be considered on the Crisp Factor scale. They can be considered based on their crisp flavor.

It should be noted that chips, crackers, and other very crisp foods cannot be rated using the Crisp Factor scale due to their low water content.

T-Bone: This strawberry-lemonade is crisp and refreshing!
2-Jacks: I sure would agree. How would you rate it on the Crisp Factor scale?
T-Bone: I'd give it a 1/26.

by itsbusted September 14, 2014


Yee Factor

A way of saying a woman's period without anyone knowing.

(Whispering) Girl 1: Hey have you had your period this month?
Girl 2: Nope, how about you?
Boy 1: What are you guys talking about?
Girl 1 and 2: Yee Factors

by LiverPeriod April 25, 2018


cum factor

The amount produced as well as the speed in which hits the females uterus and/or face. It could also be determined how long a person could hold there orgasm.

What is your cum factor Obama, is it better or worse then Saddam Huessin?

by LittleBlackDucks February 13, 2017


The Idiot Factor

The result of 1- to 3-star reviews written by idiots who don't know how to use a product on an online store's website. Always take this into consideration when weighing user reviews.

dipshit245 says:
Title: hurrrr i dont no how 2 settings
**1-star review**
Body: its like the settings is invisible! i need to no how 2 settings! fix pls!

And that everyone, is the idiot factor in action.

by n_s_s_sporto July 8, 2016


prick factor

The motivating factor that drives men to do or not do something that they secretly abhor or dread. Failing to perform this duty will make you a prick, and the fallout will be worse than the actual sacrifice.

I was up against the prick factor, so I went ahead and took her to see "Sex and the City" even though it made me want to puke.

by skid mark vz July 11, 2008

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jizz factor

Major idiot, someone even Mother Theresa would make fun of .

That dude is a total jizz factor.

by Jon Gantert October 16, 2007

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Elongation factor -

GTP-dependent proteins that help bring aa-tRNA to the acceptor site of a ribosome during translation. Elongation factors also help in the translocation process. Energy is supplied by the hydrolysis of GTP to GDP.

Elongation factors assit in RNA synthesis.

by Spark Notes July 13, 2005

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