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when after a fender bender the police come out to write out a report and everybody is a witness like it was a homicide.
They had a false homicide on main street today.
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The kind of anger you get when you're mad at something that, when thought out, is nothing to be mad at at all. Usually caused by lack of sleep or previous anger that day.
Ray was furious at Troy because Ray came downstairs to read, and Troy had the TV on, which was very distracting. (Ray has false anger and not regular anger because he came to the room with the TV on already, and he could have gone anywhere else to read.)
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When a girl who is missing a tooth is giving you head and you cum where the tooth should be.
Yeah she got her tooth knocked out but I gave her a false tooth last night.
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McCain: People should vote for me, at least I don't spew false hope like Obama does.
America: Then you shouldn't have picked Sarah Palin, you old jackass
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When you fart thinking just to pass gas, but actually you shit your pants. Ops, too late.
False friend!!!!
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also false-advertising or false advertise n. Relates to instances on the internet (particularly, but not limited to gay culture) where non-desirable looking persons promote extremely favorable images of themselves, or others, in an effort to lead the viewer into believing that that is how the sender looks on a daily basis.
I went all the way across town to hook up with that guy last night because he wanted me really badly and looked really hot online, but when I got there that fugly slut opened the door and scared the crap out of me. I told him to stop false advertising and put up some pictures that looked like him and less like Ashton Kutcher, then I went home.
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When your doing a task or a series of tasks that you really don't want to do and you need some motivation for getting it done.
Im running on False Hype this week.
No false hype!
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