Ola Family

the Ola family is the biggest family on the social network Twitter, known for having the wide-eyed and mouth emoji as their profile picture. they are the kindest people on Twitter.

"OMG!! their profile picture is scaring me!"

"it's all right! they are the Ola family, they are good people."

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family values

Code term for bible-thumping, self-loathing, closeted homosexuals who troll public restrooms for sex. Republican senators and congressmen appear to have an inordinate fondness for this expression.

I'm going to the truck stop to practice my family values.

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bring the family

to hold nothing back, to unleash united ruckus

if we wanna win today, we're gonna have to bring the family on those chumps!

Family TV

A rip-off of TV that should be banned.It really sucks and try to make us watch crap like American idol when we want to watch what we want!

Family TV is a rip-off

The Afton family

FNAF (Five nights at Freddys). The man behind the slaughter known as William Afton, Its his family you may know about some of the other family members here are there names, Eggs Benedict ( the guy in the foxy mask) also known as the big brother, C.C ( the crying child) is the first to die, And Elizabeth (the girl who gets killed by Circus Baby). People also think that Ballora from Sister Location is the mother figure in the Afton family.

I love the Afton family in fnaf.

Family Jewels

A male's testicles. Located behind the penis in a pouch of skin called the scrotum.

Becca kicked me right in my family jewels.

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Cohort Family

A group of friends you quarantine with during a pandemic so you can keep drinking and taking shots together instead of through video. It is proven that peer pressure to drink does indeed transfer through the internet, but feelings of togetherness while holding another girl's hair as she vomits or putting a pillow by the toilet for your friend can only be experienced in person.

The term was coined by Alberta's Chief Medical Officer during her daily Covid 19 Pandemic updates in the early 20's. Alberta is basically the Texas of Canada. Those updates eventually coalesced into Alberta's bible and the Medical Officer into Alberta's Jesus who "saved" Alberta and later performed baptisms.

"I miss taking shots with you guys so much!"
"OMG! Why don't you become my cohort family?"
"Yeeahh, then we can buy big bottles of tequila at a time instead of small lonely ones. Lol"