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Something that can be easily had for $0 through Google images, but apparently some very stupid dimwitted men insist to pay a hundred dollars for it.
Thanks to these boneheads, ordinary high school/college girls are now turning themselves into thots that sell feet pics to gullible men. They are also making people with foot fetishes look bad. This generation has really taken on a new low.
Random e-girl: Selling feet pics, freshly pedicured to your liking, DM me for the deets and prices! 😜😏😏
Me: Oh pleas-
Random simp: I'LL TAKE TWO!!!!! 😍😍😍
Me: God dammit, I'm fucking dead.
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when your horny
him: What you doing
her: nothing but these motherfuckin feet to the ceiling
him: your parents not home
her: NOPE
him: whatchu trynna do
her: letts just say this kitten purring and it need somebody to pet it
him: say no more, IM ON MY WAY
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-the distance people stay away from each other during the Corona Virus outbreak in grocery stores
-the length of my dick.
"you should stay 6 feet away from him Jimmy"
"why?"
"If you don't their imaginary cock might touch you and then we would have to get tested for Corona virus.
"OH NO not THAT!"
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Female feet where the big toe is the longest toe. The most attractive type of feet. They are fairly uncommon, but that's one of the reasons why they are so great. Also sometimes called tapered toes or Egyptian type feet.
"Aw man, check out that girl's BTs."
"Damn, son, she got some elite feet!"
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Used to describe someone who walks strangely, like someone with pingu feet. Offensive as it accuses the other person of being retarded, and acting like it.
Phil: Have you seen Dave walking?
Adam: Yeah, that mofo has crumpet feet
Dave: Phil you can be such a prick sometimes
Phil: Shut it, crumpet feet!
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A feet treat (or foot treat) is where a man ejaculates all over a womans feet. This is often followed by another woman licking the cum off her feet
JOHN: Bro that girl was a total slut! I totally gave her a feet treat, then her sister licks it up.
TED: No way! Nice job bro
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less than 11 feet but more than 9 feet, a foot being a collection of twelve inches, as measured on a nonmetric ruler
not to be confused with a foot, the appendage at the end of the human leg
some say that the derivative the measurement of a foot comes from measuring the king's foot in olden days, but at some point this had to be simplified, as monarchy was abolished, and measuring human feet was deemed too irregular
The ladder must have been 10 feet tall!
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