Real Nigga

A real nigga doesn't brag about being real as long as he knows it. His future doesn't seem hopeless. A real nigga stays out of jail, handles shit, and he keeps focused.

Real Nigga: Hopsin

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b-real

A real gangsta, a Latin Thug, and a microphone master.
The frontman of the best rap group ever, Cypress Hill. B is known for having a high pitched voice which contrasts fellow CH rapper Sen Dog's deep aggressive voice. His flows are solid and he can rap circles around 99.9% of these "mtv gangstas" you see today. In addition, he was shot in his youth, but didn't use it as a marketing tool like 50 Cent did. He lived with, and likely banged Carmen Elektra, and has released solo albums called "Gunslinger" volumes 1 and 2.
To top it all off, he's a professional toker, smokin' that smelly northern Cali, and is known for being a supporter of marijuana legalization.

Anyone who talks shit about B-Real or Cypress Hill needs to go back to bumpin' commercialized pranksta rap in their mom's basement.
At the Smokeout festival a hot chick gave B-Real a grocery bag full of porno as a sign of appreciation for his music. Now that's pimpin'.

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real quick

something to add onto any sentence that makes it boss

yo man, i'm gonna rock ya real quick

bang you out real quick

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Real Man

A Real Man is the complete opposite to a Dry Arse . If you want to be a real man then you need to be like Lee Booker

Her : You're not a real man wanting a beer midweek, you're a dry arse

Him : But I've been working like 85 hours this week and I want to wind down
Her : I'm going to get me a Real Man
Him : like who Babe ???
Her : like Lee Booker, he's a Real Man not a dry arse like you !!!

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The real cost

Some stupid anti-smoking company that releases ridiculous ads on smoking/vaping using cgi transformers/dinobots, skin falling off, wooden teeth.

Basically it’s bullshit

Karen: What are you doing smoking in my neighborhood, go look at The Real Cost and educate yourself!

Jake: Ma’am this is an inhaler

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real life

The shittiest dream you'll ever have.

*Me asleep dreaming away from real life*
Me: "I just had the worst nightmare where I was dealing with depression and everyone around me would just kill each other."
Person: "Damn, that sounds awful."
Me: "OH FUCK I'M HAVING IT AGAIN!"

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something real

Something you want that's gonna ride for u something that will be there for you

Man I juss want something real

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