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A school filled with pathetic kids where everyone does drugs. The "popular kids" are just kids with big ass ego’s. Everyone peaked in pre-school. Everyone wants to commit suicide. At least one person kills themselves every year from going to this school. We only have fucking diet drinks in the cafeteria because of this fat fuck Michelle Obama. The vending machine is overpriced. The chip bags are half empty. We get excluded from every highschool activity because it’s a bootleg highschool. This school rose from hell. The couples here fuck in the hallways and show way too much Pda. The wifi sucks ass and they block every social media but we have vpn’s. The teachers are rude and expect way too much out of you. There are 6 types of people that go here the bigot rich White kids, Asians/Indians, beaners, hood rats, popular kids, and last but not least the background people that nobody acknowledges their existence.
Isabella: do you go to the Lowery freshman center?
Jona: yeah.
Isabella: I’m so sorry the lowrey freshman center really sucks there.
Jona: I know I can’t wait to leave.
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A freshman that shows up drunk to a party they weren't invited to, continues drinking then passes out somewhere within the house/apartment
Hey have you met drunk freshman (df) yet? She's that chick passed out on the floor we don't know her name so now it's DF.
Shown mostly in upperclassman jocks, this syndrome can be painful if left untreated. Typically, only people with a Y chromosome experience this, although their are rare reports of girls suffering. The only cure is maturing, but most people suffering from this cannot mentally mature past fourth grade. Most patients typically have intercourse with any willing underclassman, usually horny freshman. Many of these sufferers cheat on their current same-age partner with younger, naive girls.
Freshman girls are warned to stay away from these boys, as nothing comes out of these relationships except a broken hymen, STDs, pregnancy, and ho status.
Sean: Dude, did you see Bob chatting up that chick Marissa?
Jake: Hell yeah! Dude, how old is she?
Sean: 14! Talk about Freshman Fuck Syndrome.
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Latte drinking douche bag in starbucks with a laptop.
Client: "One large hazelnut latte with whipped cream and cinnamon please."
Salesman 1: "Got ourselves another freshman philosophy major..."
Salesman 2: "Yes, yes we do."
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One big dump of a school that smells like weed and the teachers are best friends with the rats and roaches he's in the ceiling
Bob: hey Billy you go to Lowery Freshman center right?
Billy: ya why
Bob: oh...How are the rats doin?
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A person who thinks that her or his oversimplified answer will solve a controversial debate. The person is normally is in the late teens and the subject matter is usually religious, political, or ethical.
The phrase originates from the most common source of this stereotype.
"What does she look so smug about?"
"You mean Freshman Philosophy Major? After an intro philosophy class she thinks she can definitively prove that God does not exist."
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an event held by immature seniors in which they target the freshmen and torture them. this will typically involve shoving into lockers, pushing into walls, tripping, sexual harassing the females, etc. apparently intimidating freshmen and making them feel like shit is fun. this day is typically held shortly after the first day of school or shortly before the last day.
Immature Senior: hey man tomorrows freshman beat-down, its gonna be awesome, you gonna be there?
Mature Senior: nah, dude i don't enjoy torturing freshmen, unlike you I want to be good example to them.
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