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A gay sex term when one man has a limp penis and the other man has a erection and they touch penises
The two men where in the middle of intercourse but one man became turned off so they decided to do a frozen turtle
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how to make a frozen rose
1) a woman must take a used tampon covered with blood
2) put it into the freezer
3) wait till it's frozen (meanwhile, prepare an other one)
4) when it's frozen pul it out of the fridge
5) find a suitable target ( usualy your boyfriend, a gay guy, a straight-edge, an emo or your brother in law.) (require a large anus)
6) now remove his pants
7) make him bow forward
8) escuse yourself for your cold hands
9) now quickly take the tampon and insert it quickly in his ass while he dont expect it.
0) shout a mighty FROZEN ROSE!!!
now you laught and enjoy
Maria: hey bob, i love you, and you have a nice ass.
Bob: thanks.
Maria: mind if i have a look at it?
Bob: Hell no, enjoy it.
Maria: Thanks, can you bow forward.
Bob: Sure.
Maria: please excuse my cold hands.
Bob: What?
Bob: What The Hell!
Maria: FROZEN ROSE!!
Bob: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Maria: all your base are belong to us!
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A young girl who has been forced to endure tons of harassment from grown men twice her age. She spent the majority of her teen years warding off attacks from these adults who are old enough to be her grandparents. She turned 18 the other day and the harassment as yet to show any signs of stopping.
Frozen Art has been getting bullied on the internet since she was 14 years old. These men should be ashamed of themselves.
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A thing that means you don’t grind legit
Afuzzy uses frozen scythe
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A cool way to say "frozen yogurt" although "yozen" by itself can be applied to anything. Next time you want some frozen yogurt, grab yourself some frozen yozen
Dude, let's go get some frozen yozen
I just checked the fridge...we're out of frozen yozen.
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describes material that has been previously eaten, extruded and frozen for later
Man, my fridge is full of squozen & frozen corn.
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An ancient iceman initiation rite. A virgin iceman is told that there is a neat "frozen squirrel" burried behind a pallet of ice in the freezer. When the new guy bends over to take a look, a veteran iceman jams his thumb as far as he can up the virgin iceman's ass and all present yell squirrel at the top of their loungs. This rite has recently found its way into college communities worldwide.
-"Hey rookie, take a look at that frozen squirrel in the freezer."
--"What squirrel??"
-"SQUIRREL!
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