Gari Fu

An ancient, protected martial art practised by only a select few individuals on the entire planet. Practitioners are trained in the ways of developing an inferiority complex, erectile dysfunction, supreme butthurtery, making a fool of yourself and coming across as a general cunt. An art for a dedicated few.

"I wouldn't mess with him he knows Gari Fu "

Fu-shang

To drop a wet shit. (To be full of shit) . Can also be used any place in a sentence . For example Fu-shang, Fu-Shang , Fu-shang

Kristofski and random girl.

Kristofski: “ Do you want to try an Alaskan Hot Pocket? “

Girl: “No”

Kristofski: “ Don’t be so full of Fu-shang!”

slap fu

Like Kung-Fu, only using open hand slaps.

Guuuuurl, don't make me go slap fu on your a**

Fu-Hubby

a man who is pretend married to another FUBAR member

Randy is Fu-Hubby to craftmagick

fu** buddies

Friends who have decided that they don't want a relation ship but want to have sex

Luke diddnt want to have a relationship but still wanted to slay all the pussy so asked Hanna if they wanted to be fu** buddies as they both wanted sex but not a relationship

Cuck Fu

Cuck Fu is what happens when two dudes feel obligated to engage in physical combat over a woman, usually in a sexual context.

Person A: Hey, did you hear Tyler and Chad are fighting over Becky again?

Person B: Yeah, it went down the other night. It's shaping up to be the Cuck Fu title fight of the century.

spaz fu

a gamer martial arts style that involves grenades and missiles and jumping and rolling every half second.
signiture move: missile jump earth breaker

i know spaz fu (throws a grenade, missile jumps, then grenades incoming airplane)

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