How do you miss these events?
Happens on march 2.
"its Fuck the owner day n'4, we comin for your meat Foxbin"
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On April 22 itβs national donβt fucking touch me day.
If someone tries to hug you on April 22 then you can slap them and say itβs national donβt fucking touch me day, and walk away.
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on January 2nd, you are required to fuck a furry if they request it, whenever you like it or not. Same as most Fuck a furry days
Person 1: It's fuck a furry day 4: Revenge of the yiffs-
person 2: Nonononono not that shit again, i still need therapy from last time
person 2: please, i beg you, please please please
Person 1: You have to.
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On December 23, you must cease all arguments, memes and conversations about furries. This ropes in anti furries, too
Seriously just shut the fuck up about beating furries or being a furry and partaking in these god awful days
"ewww furry art, go kys"
"Careful, you aren't allowed to talk about furries on Shut the Fuck Up About Furries Seriously Just Shut the Fuck Up day"
The 1st of December is Fuck a furry day 2. The same rules apply to this day as the First Fuck a furry day. You cannot Resist.
Furry: Do you know what day it is?
Regular People: Wait... OH HELL N-
Furry: Yes, Fuck a furry day 2: Electric Boogaloo!
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october 31 also known as halloween is national fuck your neighbor day, we goin be outside anyway so might aswell knock on their door and be like "can i eat your chocolate" him- "ya here are some snickers and twix" you-"not those'' and then push him in his house and lock the door and go to his room and fuck him.
someone- 'what r u doing for halloween' me-its october 31 national fuck your neighbor day so i finna fuck him wbu'
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on december 23rd, you are required to fuck a furry if they request it, whenever you like it or not
Person 1: Hey person 2, did you know that december 23rd is Fuck a furry day 3: electric boogaloo: electric boogaloo
person 2: traumatized noises
person 2: i have done this twice in a row in a span of a year
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