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The Australian slang term for a "jelly bracelet".
They may either be the generic solid colored plastic bands, or the relatively current trend in New South Wales of using the flat sleeve from the inside of a Coke bottle lid. They are crafted into bracelets by removing the centre leaving a 3mm rim, sucking on them until they're warm and soft, and stretching it slowly around the hand until it's on the wrist.
The meaning of fuck-me bands is quite blatant - they are worn predominantly by prepubescent sluts and skanks, and if broken one should copulate with the individual who broke it.
Many Australians wear these bands for years, and eventually they have grown around them and can't remove them. They don't take the "purpose" seriously, but can often be seen as immature simply for wearing these bands.
"I bought some hot new red fuck-me bands for so cheap."
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when you either get a fright or you could just find something mind blowing.
p griff ;)
'did you hear the worlds gonna end" "fuck me sideways not again"
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after i told him that i was gay, he told everyone and he fucked me over
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A color of red, usually describing nail polish, that is meant to look sexy and attractive.
Do you see the girl with the Fuck Me Red nail polish?
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its usually used when something you hear is utterly unbelievable,, for a moment u feel u'r dreaming,, thats when u ask the other person to fuck u in the ass so u know its not a dream from the pain arising from the fucking
"theres a surprise test tomorrow" says Nik
Sam: "oh man,, fuck me in the ass.."
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Bracelets, that if ripped off by some person other than yourself, means you have to have sex with them.
If you rip it off yourself, you have to masturbate.
I don't wear fuck-me bracelets, they'd make me look like a skank.
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The putrid late 80's-early 90's hair "style" in which a female utilizes most of the can of Aqua Net to jack her bangs up to a height that rivals the girl's body height. The resulting look is that of a claw on the front of the offending party's head, or depending on their levels of promiscuity can resemble a nuclear blast. The end look is that of a cheap tart or lady of the night.
Keely and her slut bag friends jacked up their fuck me bangs for a day of hooking at the mall food court.
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