An ancient, protected martial art practised by only a select few individuals on the entire planet. Practitioners are trained in the ways of developing an inferiority complex, erectile dysfunction, supreme butthurtery, making a fool of yourself and coming across as a general cunt. An art for a dedicated few.
"I wouldn't mess with him he knows Gari Fu "
To drop a wet shit. (To be full of shit) . Can also be used any place in a sentence . For example Fu-shang, Fu-Shang , Fu-shang
Kristofski and random girl.
Kristofski: “ Do you want to try an Alaskan Hot Pocket? “
Girl: “No”
Kristofski: “ Don’t be so full of Fu-shang!”
Like Kung-Fu, only using open hand slaps.
Guuuuurl, don't make me go slap fu on your a**
A poor attempt at growing a beard resulting in sparse amounts of long hairs growing from the bottom of the chin, resulting in a cross between a soul patch and a Fu Manchu. They are common among young teenagers and men of low testosterone who feel they are capable of growing a full beard.
My brother thinks he's got a badass beard. I can't bear to tell he has a Fu Manchin...
Cuck Fu is what happens when two dudes feel obligated to engage in physical combat over a woman, usually in a sexual context.
Person A: Hey, did you hear Tyler and Chad are fighting over Becky again?
Person B: Yeah, it went down the other night. It's shaping up to be the Cuck Fu title fight of the century.
a gamer martial arts style that involves grenades and missiles and jumping and rolling every half second.
signiture move: missile jump earth breaker
i know spaz fu (throws a grenade, missile jumps, then grenades incoming airplane)
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