If you talk to him he will think your the dad of his child. verb: funky
Ash: Hey you guys hear about a funky ferny
Anna: yeah he tried to take Dna test for this baby he’s forced on me
The act of masturbating until completion in a public bathroom, or the bathroom of a friend.
Man, I've been dry for weeks, I'm gonna go funky-noop in your bathroom.
An insult used to describe someone who is a mixture of funky and crazy, or someone who is messed up in the head in a bizzare way
“Bro, Emily, you’re so funky in the nuts.”
A phrase used to describe a group of arseholes
Oh shit, the funky bunch is working today, looks like I'm in for a shit shift
Another way to say alchohol mostly referring to kahlua.
Person a. Hey are y’all drinking that funky milk tonight?
Person b. What the hell is that? Another way to say beer? Cause that will never be a thing.
Person c. Are you talking about that kahlua bullshit? Then no but I am drinking beer.
Person a. We’ll then bitch, cheers…
Person b and c. Cheers!
A person so immense that they deserve a personalised card.
Jack Johnson is definitely a funky piegon.
Someone who is either completely trustworthy or will sell your kidney for a card game
I gave Funkie Munkie my bank details and I feel completely safe!
Funkie Munkie blackmailed my parents to sending me to the navy.