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a blue eyed giraffe is a super muscular hot boy named daniel seavey. he has huge blue eyes that stare deep into your soul and it makes many people sweaty from his heat. he has a very long neck which helps him adapt in his natural habitat. oh and the abs. dont question it, just worship his cute abs.
woah dude! he can survive with THAT hot neck! daniel is back at it again with the white vans! what a blue eyed giraffe!
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A bucktoothed giraffe is someone named Julie who lives a small little hick town in New Hampshire. She has HUGE teeth and a neck long enough to wrap around someone.
DAMN,did you see Julie? She looked like a bucktoothed giraffe. What a SKUNT!
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Daniel Seavey is a blue eyed giraffe ask any limelight u know.
Hey look it’s Daniel Seavey
He is a blue eyed giraffe
Yes he is ask a limelight
(Also known as Daniel Seavey)
This creature is extremely rare, but also impossibly cute.
It’s almost impossible to see one irl but if you get lucky...you’re parents will buy limelight tickets to a WDW concert. There you will see this majestic creature in all of its glory.
Ps. It’s got beautiful blue eyes btw
Have you seen the Blue Eyed Giraffe’s new post on Insta?
Oh yeah, it’s so adorable
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When you’re extremely baked on marijuana
Me: Bro you feelin alright? That was a pretty big hit off the bong.
Friend: Bro I’m High as Giraffe Pussy
A group of performing automatons that currently include:
Hatchworth
The Spine
Rabbit
Past Members Include:
The Jon
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Excerpt from steampoweredgiraffe.com -
"Once called the 8th 1/2 Wonder of the World, Colonel Walter's Steam Powered Robots are a technological marvel that has astounded the world for generations!
Created in 1896 by Colonel P. A. Walter I, these robots still run off their original steam powered engines and artificial intelligence. But you'll find no generic boilers or clockwork brains in these robots! How their steam-driven power supplies function is a secret that the Walter family holds close, and those who have tried have ultimately met disastrous outcomes.
Today the robots are all refurbished with better plating, rubber buffers, and hydraulic tubing. New parts have replaced any old ones that have worn and torn over the centuries, but the robots all retain their original chassis, and are vintage relics of unmatched engineering.
Of all the Walter robots the most popular are the ones who currently perform in the band Steam Powered Giraffe, whose namesake comes from Walter's first robot, a giant mechanical giraffe."
Their latest album is called The 2cent Show and is available for purchase on their website. (Give it a trial listen on the main page! free!)
"Say, what is that angelic metallic sound?"
"Its 'The Suspender Man' by Steam Powered Giraffe!"
"What a crazy name, but heck, I'll give em' a try!"
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YO YOURE SUCH A SKETTY GIRAFFE SHAGGER BILL!