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United Nation Global Defense

The United Nation Global Defense Was Created in 1987 in order to take down communist organization or terrorists groups the United Nation Global Defense Is one of the the few organizations that is made by international forces all around the world most of the troops are from the United States Military Forces, The United Kingdom Special Forces and The German Elite Forces This organization has taken down a lot of terrorists groups and communist groups or rebellions this organization is a prime example of how much we can do to prevent global wars by working together.

In 1987 a new organization was created one that hope that would prevent and stoo global wars and terrorist groups one that showed hope during the third world war between the capatalist and the communist one that would bring world peace and it was called The United Nation Global Defense.

by United Nation February 27, 2023


Global warming crisis

A media hyped bandwagon to fill 24 hour news channels when nothing else is happening. A convieniant cause of all weather extremes, and an excuse for more taxes on anything and everything.

Look it's snowing more than usual this year - must be a global warming crisis.

It's the warmest winter in years - must be global warming.

Let's stick another 3p on a litre of petrol - to cut emissions you understand as you can't afford to drive anywhere anymore.

by Psychosplodge February 17, 2010

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Global cocaine appreciation day

Occurs on the 23rd of September every year.People generally sniff huge lines of dust and get off their lips

Me: Hey guys itโ€™s global cocaine appreciation day let wu get some dust now Friend: sound mate will get on the dialer now

by Willymuncher69 September 23, 2019

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global struggle against extremism

Our secratery of defense Donald Rumsfeld's new name for what used to be our war on terror. Probably used because its better to lose a struggle than a war, and terror makes people scared, whereas extremism sounds like something on espn6.

Yes!!! at last the war on terror has ended! Let the global struggle against extremism begin!

by Brian August 3, 2005

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Global hide-and-go-seek

Global hide-and-go-seek is the pastime of the rich and hunted. This large and expensive game consists of one country/faction/group/key-person hiding somewhere in the world (the middle-east is a favoured hideout) and the other country/faction/group/key-person attempting to find them. Rules:
1. Innocent civilians must be killed
2. The Bush administration must be in some way involved
3. Players may not tell anyone that they are playing
4. If found youโ€™re on your own

The Winners:
Elvis Presley
Jesus Christ
That guy who was on the news raping a cushion
Osama Bin Laden

The Losers:
Saddam Hussein
Dick Turpin
Adolf Hitler

Tips:
1.Do not hide in a hole
2.Do not use your real name
3.Do not trust your fellow Aryans

People son to begin playing:
George Bush, Jr
The entire staff of Guantanimo Bay
Jesus, Indian

Osama bin Laden is the current winner of Global hide-and-go-seek.

by Hans Brix May 26, 2006

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The Global Vaccine Divide

When a number of Western countries would not allow travellers who have been jabbed with vaccines not manufactured in the West to enter, because the quality or efficacy of those allegedly โ€œEastern shotsโ€ is suspicious.

If the global vaccine divide were to be enforced, which means that vaccines like Covishield, Sinovac, Sinopharm, and Sputnik V wouldnโ€™t be recognized in the EU (and possibly in the US), how much would global tourism or economy be decimated? Would the โ€œvaccine apartheidโ€ perpetrated by the West potentially usher in a World War III?

by MathPlus July 2, 2021

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The Global War Against Teachers

The movement created by the conservative group Student for Academic Freedom that seeks censore teachers who don't agree with their political, moral, and religious, points of view.
Please Note: Students for Academic Freedom does not call or associated there political movement with this name.

As of 2006 the Students for Academic Freedom began The Global War Against Teachers as well and Academic/Intellectual freedom.

by ????^_^???? November 15, 2006

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