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The act of intentionally or unintentionally spacing out when someone is talking to you
Can be perceived as uninterested or a form of passive aggression
John: Hey Mark, why doesn't that girl talk to us anymore?
Mark: Dude, I goldfished her and I think she got the message.
John: Oh ok, but next time tell me when you are goldfishing.
Continuously forgetting things frequently
Mike: why can you not remember her face.
Fred: I’m just goldfishing a lot atm.
Pronunciation: Goldfishing (gowld · fi · shuhng)
Goldfishing is when someone or something is focusing on a particular thing (a task, people, objects) and suddenly, almost instantaneously, they lose focus on what they had originally been focused on and direct their attention to something else.
This is derived from the phenomenon that a goldfish's memory is a few seconds long.
"Dude, did you see my dog? He was chasing a squirrel, but he kept goldfishing onto the people walking on the street!"
When you get to high and forget everything is 5 seconds, like a gold fish swimming around a bowl.
Oh nooooo…… I keep goldfishing
everyone: wow spooky goldfish is a great youtuber
everyone else: I know
A Wannabe YouTuber who hasn't posted anything on his channel yet but I'm still subscribed to for some reason.
Dude 1: "Hey man, I see your still subscribed to Very-Sad Goldfish. Can I ask why?"
Dude 2: " I HONESTLY DON'T FUCKING KNOW WHY! I TOLD YOU THAT LAST WEEK!"
The Central American practice of the insertion of a goldfish into a woman's nether-regions to induce sexual stimulation.
Would you like a "Flopping Goldfish"?
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