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The theory that no matter what you Google Image Search, the search will always return at least one naked person.
Travis: Why did John get fired?
Nick: He Google Image Searched "Thai Spicy Chicken" and it returned a bunch of pictures of women pleasing chickens.
Travis: Goo-doh!
Goo-Net (noun): A recent engineering Marvel developed in Cleveland, Ohio, the goo net serves to capture one's goo upon release and disposes of it discreetly. The goo net works like a traditional japanese fan and opens rapidly upon expulsion of goo. A pourous, quick dry material is used in construction of the goo net, similiar too that of Nike's dry fit clothing line. Once goo is captured, the goo net quickly closes and the net is released from the bottom. Traditional applications of the goo net include mounting in one's desk at work with a trash can underneath to catch the released goo nets. The desk goo net can be configured to be neatly concealed within the desk surface for rapid deployment. More recently, the car goo net and travel goo net have been released for added conveniance. Celebrity face inserts have also been added to the goo net lineup. These inserts attach directly to the goo net so the user can now goo their favorite celebrities on demand. The most popular inserts include Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan, Mandy Smith, and even Oprah Winfrey!
Steve cant even make a 30 minute car ride without his travel goo net.
Brian got shot in the face like a little goo net biatch!
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When you scare someone so badly that thay cum in their pants, it is called "boo goo"
Lani screamed like a girl when I jumped out at him, and now his pants are full of boo goo.
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The ability to search google with exceptional skill, mastery and speed.
Andy's goo-jitsu is stronger than your karate, grasshopper.
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Noun
1. A person who makes a really evil/twisted/disgusting/ugly face while pretending to enjoy the taste of semen (or the fact that they are ingesting semen) by adding a sort of twisted smile to their disgust.
2. A person who is incredibly ugly and suffers such a low self confidence that they will suck anyone off and take the cum right down the throat to please the guy in an effort to appear sexy.
"That blonde chik at the party last night is a goo goblin man, it was really weird."
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syn. fuck gravy
a hot mixture of bodily secretions including but not limited to: saliva, semen, and vaginal secretions...
"After the orgy Stevey and Joe had to have the goo stew steam cleaned out of their mattress"
"I had some fuck gravy left on my scrotum and Kassie licked it off. That girl is fucking wild."
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