Good Samaritan

Another name for someone who selflessly helps others.
This term originates from the parable told by Jesus in the Bible about a Samaritan (a man from a country called Samaria) who helps out a Jewish man who is ambushed by theives and left to die. This was all the more selfless of an act considering that the Jewish and Samaritan people in those times usually did not associate with each other. This story was told in response to a question concerning the scriptural mandate to "love thy neighbor as thyself". According to the story, a man asked "Who is my neighbor?" and the moral of the parable is that everyone is really your neighbor (meaning you should help anyone you see in need).
Today a Good Samaritan is usually someone who goes out on a limb to help others, even if they are complete strangers.

Ex. An anonymous good Samaritan rescued a child from the river yesterday, but left the area before he could be thanked.

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Good Afternoon

The most vile and unforgiving insult one could possibly utter in the 1800’s. Compared to the modern day “fuck you” or “eat shit”

Excuse me sir, could you spare just a bit of chowder? It’s been a bug to get a meal since the factory up and shut down.

Why don’t you get a job? There will be no hand outs or free bites. Good Afternoon to you sir.

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Good boi

A very good dog, usually a male. Alternative spelling is Good boye.

My dog is a very good boi.

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Good boy

A doggo that is really good. Doggos can also be Called "good girls" it just matters what their gender is.

Joe: GOOOODDD (place gender here)!!!!!!
Doggo: *borks and wags its tail as much as it can*

Good boys are good and so are good girl doccos

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sall good

Used in place of 'it's all good'. Mostly used when people are too lazy to type 'it's all good'.

Could also be spelled as sallgood.

Bob: Yo, Mike, are you down with that?
Mike: Yeah man, sall good.

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a good dicking

That which all secretly want & need, a bloody good root.

- the specifics are in the name

Chap no 1: Dave, Jim just gave me a good dicking around the back of dads shed!

Dave: Aw mate what you tell me that for

Chap no 1: Then i gave 'im one back!

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Jolly Good

An English expression used to describe happiness and joy. It is mostly used when certain ideas, situations, or themes are extremely positive.

Person 1: I say, this year has been jolly good so far!

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