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When you and your sexual partner put each other’s mucus on the males dick and the girls sucks all of it off.
Mark:” Yeah bro, me and Melissa tried the goofy goober last night. That shit was hot!” Jimbo: “Oh yeah? How’s that done?” Mark:”so basically the girl puts her mucus on your dick and then the guy puts all of his in the girls hand and rubs it all over the guys dick”
*call ends*
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Goofy's Ass Are Fucked Up Niggas that All They Do Is Talk About Bitches to Other Bitches
Autine: Hey Babe That Girl A Thot.
Elan: Yeah
Reagan: Austine You A Goofy Ass Nigga cause We Just Fuck em Bitches Up We Can't even Remember Thier Name When We Arent Aroud Them! You're A Goofy Ass
Elan: Yeah Reagan
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a person residing outside of Newfoundland who mistakes newfoundlanders for being goofie, or stupid in some way
WERE INTELLIGENT PEOPLE!
goofie newfie
Nathan, you're a GN!
NO IM NOT!
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a person (female 😝) that says the weirdest and goofiest shit on earth, most of them start with a “V”
valerie you the big goofy on the planet
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Riding a board -- generally, a surfboard or skateboard -- with your left (rather than right) foot forward. Generally preferred by left-handed individuals, but occasionally by righties as well.
He rides goofy foot, so if you're on the shore, you'll see his back when he kicks right on the wave.
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Somebody who is dumb enough to talk shit when they know they finna get they ass beat.
Aye bruh, you is a goofy ass nigga. Talk to me again and i will smack the shit outta you.
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The worst type of Granny Wagon in the world. A shitty little red toilet on wheels driven by a hideous old gargoyle with teeth like green surfboards.
Sweet Jesus! A gargoyle driving a toilet!
Oh shit, its the Goofy Granny Wagon. Piss off you foul dentist dodger!
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