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When someone erks you soul and you just wanna knock the crack out of them
You:eating candy minding your own business
Sister:*snatches candy*
You: Your erk my soul and you got me more chopped than pork chop (you see where I was going with the pork chops no oh okay) your erking my soul you got me chopped sis
when a girl gets pregant by a guy who doesnt give a fuck
dayum R you got knocked the fuck up
phrase that one says when he/she is stunned or awed by another person
your girl is wearing the most beautiful dress ever
guy- You got me lost for words
When you only have 50p to pay for something.
Person: "How much is this?"
Person 2: "That's 2£ sir"
Person: "i've got 50p, fuck you" *leaves store with product*
Person 2: "that's not good my brudda!"
When in a predicament when it appears there is no escape, one smokes if they have them because the health effects no longer matter.
Said in a time when death is imminent.
As the extinction-level asteroid tumbles toward earth...
John: "I can't believe we're all going to die like this..."
Mark: "Smoke em if you got em, boys. This is it."
John: <lights up>
Used for a sarcastic praise, observation.
Kelly (son): ,,Dad, I'm hungry.''
Harrison (dad): ,,Hi Hungry, I'm dad.''
Kelly: ,,Damn, you got the whole squad laughing.''
Harrison: ,,Hahaha, I know right!''
Kelly: ,,That was sarcasm, you frigging boomer.''
Harrison: ,,Wait, how do you say this? No you?''
Kelly: *goes on BS Edgar type for a year* *dies of cringe as soon as remembers what happened*
When someone does something really stupid.