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A dick that has been inside a bunch of gross girls. You can usually tell when someone has a greasy shaft by just looking at them. The more grease on top, the more on the shaft.
Mike: Dude Kevin is nasty.
Tom: Kevin definitely has the greasy shaft.
Greasy Drew (n,adj) : an Andrew that only comes alive on the weekend. This state of grease typically comes after a bit of alcohol and can be noticed through actions such as slurring his words, or getting a bit handsy with the gender of his choice. A greasy drew is often seen studying hard during the week and blacking out on the weekend.
I always thought Andrew was such a nerd, but after seeing him last weekend I know that he is just a Greasy Drew.
When one applies Mayo to his genitalia And performs anal Intercourse then proceeds to vaginal intercourse without sanitizing his genitalia
Ahhh man i was doggin this chick in the ass last night and pulled out and stuck my greasy hammer right back in her p***y
- J.T.
A large, satisfying turd. Solid in texture with a greasy surface. Slides out of the ass neatly, leaving little debris (skids).
Fuck me, I just spent 20 minutes on the shitter pushing out a nice solid greasy loaf.
A sex act in which a bunch of dudes cum another guys dick, and then the dude who was came on fucks a girl
I did greasy burrito last night!
What's that?
You don't want to know.
(noun)
An intimate move involving:
Anal sex while your partner has profuse diarrhea, and then moving your penis from your partner's anus to their mouth. Closely related to ass to mouth
Alternate forms:
Greasy Taquito (noun)
Alternate form of 'greasy burrito.' A greasy burrito performed by a 'less fortunate' person.
"That bitch of a hooker I hired diarrhea'd all over my dick, so I gave her the ol' greasy burrito"
"Catcher: I feel weird"
*prrrt*
"Pitcher: I hope you're ready for a greasy burrito"
"Catcher: A what?"
"Pitcher: Open up!"