The Great Trek

When you have to leave your home to get alcohol in very severe weather, bad roads, Etc.

Me: Alright I’m going to get beer.
Wife: The storm ripped the Neighbor’s roof off and your going to get beer?
Me: Yea? It’s the Great Trek

Craig The Great

The GREATEST person in all of the multidimensional complex of the multiverse and all of time and space and infinity and beyond! He is the god of all corners of existence and nonexistence, time and beyond time, infinity and beyond all.
Craig The Great is the god of The Greats.

Craig The Great is the GREATEST person in all of the multidimensional complex of the multiverse and all of time and space and infinity and beyond! He is the god of all corners of existence and nonexistence, time and beyond time, infinity and beyond all.

The Great Dying

Another way of saying the Permian-Triassic mass extinction.

Alternatively, that moment when you hit 56 and your pussy lets out a slight "gasp" signaling it's last fight as you head into menopause.

"In class we learned about The Great Dying."
"Which one?"

Frederick the Great

(Psst.. what about a Flute Busting Prussian?)
King of Prussia, a literal badass, he won the 7 years' war, he ain't scared of a Tsar, because beating him only took 12 bars!

"Hey, did you know Frederick the Great was gay?"
-"Goddamnit Carl, you told me this fifty times already"

The Great Papyrus

NYEHHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH

*TIS I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS!! HUMAN, BOW BEFORE ME!! -Nyehfully yours, The Great Papyrus

Great Justice

A state that may be achieved by taking off every zig.

For great justice, take off every zig.

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The great jahoogie

The act of fisting yourself with a rubber fist.

Today was a rainy day, there for kyle locked the door and did the great jahoogie while listen to smooth jazz.

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