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Double Gripping

Grabbing the shaft with one hand while placing the other hand above thus stroking the head as well, continuously. Special care must be taken during this procedure to ensure satisfaction and safety. Wear eye protection for stray streams. A tingling sensation may occur afterwards.

Tom was caught double gripping again.

by Aamiye March 15, 2017


Titan Grip

Used to describe an excruciatingly tight handjob, often recieved from a lady of masculine physique.

Hospital man: so how exactly did you break your dick?

Luke: it started hurting after this $3 hooker gave me a handjob in my yarris

Hospital man: hmmm looks like titan grip too me

by jonzo89 February 25, 2011


Gay Grips

An insulting name for a person's sideburns. Derives from a person sodomising another from behind and the sodomiser holding on to the sideburns like handles, or grips. See also Buggerers Grips, Sodomisers Straps.

Neil's sideburns are like huge gay grips.

by Twatty McGee July 7, 2010


up in a grip

To have one's balls in a vice-grip. To beshackled by an unpleasant task preventing fun times that were previously planned.

I'm all up in a grip here. My boss just gave me the Lumberg. Gotta come in on Saturday. No Vegas for me.

by evil adam June 10, 2009

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jew grip

N. A trait a person possesse where they are tight with money. Not letting money go easily, being extremely cheap.
Not letting money escape.

Dan has had the jew grip lately he doesn't even want to spend 300 dollars to fix his car, so i have to always give him a ride.

by A X March 20, 2008

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Grip up

a)To have been caught by an authority figure.
b) To be forcibly ejected.
c) When one has come off second best in a physical confrontation.

a) I tried to cheat on that exam but the teacher gave me a proper grip up!
b) I was behaving inappropriately in that nightclub and I was gripped up by the bouncers, hence my standing here.
c) I called him an imbecile and took a swing but being much weaker, I got grip up and now need medical attention.

by Bionic Man August 13, 2008

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mechanics grip

Holding a deck of cards in the palm of your hand with your thumb resting along one side of the deck, your forefinger on the top edge of the deck, and the rest of your fingers along the other side of the deck from your thumb. Often used to describe an aggressive or suspicious handle on an object.

I was suspicious of Nigel as with his experience, he's probably trying something with his mechanics grip.

by Erik Pederson July 6, 2006

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