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1. Noun; A person who teaches special education on a school campus
2. Noun; The designated person who watches over everyone else while they are under the influence. Usually they are undergoing the effects of alcohol, marijuana, shrooms or LSD. If anyone is having a bad trip they will take care of them.
3. Verb; To chaperone and look after people undergoing a serious high.
1. Look, there’s the new tard guard and her gaggle of door stops.
2. We need you to be the tard guard tonight. We’ll only be high for like 2 hours don’t be a pussy.
3. I had to tard guard the boys all weekend, it was the worst. None of them even had bad trips so I just sat there the whole time.
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A person who guards a woman’s pussy to keep it from being used.
She wants to hook him up with her sister, so she’s Boob Blocking and playing Pussy Guard.
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An elite guard that protect preachers from any hostility.
Will attack the protester if the protester uses physical force on a preacher.
So if you are triggered that a preacher is hating on you for being a lgbt, just walk away because any sudden movement from you will set the guard or guards off.
The preacher guards are rarely found in anti lgbt movements because of their aggressiveness.
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Horny high school hoes who can’t play instruments but still want to be in band.
SASAH! Honey please keep ahold of that saber we have a shoe tomorrow; and I will not let this color guard look awful!
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The position in basketball where you dribble the ball and pass it and then get it back and dribble it again and then shoot a brick while being triple teamed
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Glasses/spectacles worn by a female who is about to receive a load in the face
Get your spunk guard ready darling, purple charlie is about to deliver his payload!
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people that dance around a large arena or floor with weapons such as rifles and swords and long metal poles. Often seen wearing way too much glitter.
Woah! That Color Guard is covered in glitter!
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