A fake sickness in which you stay home from school, work, or any other thing you don't want to do and play halo. It is also another term for hooky only you play halo.
Where is he, oh he has halo syndrome.
When a group of people (usually teen or young men) get together and system link there X-box's on numerous TVs and play for hours. Profanities and smack talk should be as big a part as the orgy as playing halo is.
After class we got all the guys together and had an orgy!
A halo orgy?
YEAH!
A horrible condition that is the result of copious amounts of Halo 3. The tell tale scenarios of a Halo dream include but are not limited to: sniping rampages, grenade sprees, and riding on ghosts, banshees or mongooses while shooting aliens or people. The only cure for a Halo dream is sleeping with women. Doing so will override the infected brain and render it useful once more, however for most Halo 3 players this is easier said than done.
Friend 1: Dude I think we need to find something else to do today...I had another Halo dream...that makes 5 this week.
Friend 2: Yeah ur right...we should go to the bar instead.
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A good example of Microsoft taking all of the credit for Bungie's work.
"hey look! Bungie made a new game! Halo 3" *Microsoft staff comes bursting through door and kills family*
Microsoft Staff: "No, we made it!"
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The one and only solution to all of your problems. Works on weekends too!
Guy #1: Dude I'm depressed, got any ludes or somethin.
Guy #2: Nope, just some Halo Reach should do the trick.
Guy #1: Oh yeah, I'm retarded aren't I.
Girl #1: Can you give me the answers to the homework last night.
Guy #1: (Never did the work) Hey, wanna play some Reach today.
Girl #1: Hell fuckin yes!!! Ill frag you again.
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Halo Dance: Used after owning a n00b in halo 2, it consists of
you and/or your team sitting up and down on ones body to indicate that you just stuck your jewels in ones mouth and supremely owned him.
I owned this n00b ActualCarrot and did the "Halo Dance" on his dead body.
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When the hair around your ears is pressed against your head due to extended amount of time wearing a headset. More specifically, while playing halo.
"After we played Xbox Live for 2 hours I had to go to work. My manager yelled at me for having halo hair!"
See headset hair for more generalized use.
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