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The odor your body emits when you have a hangover.
It smells like a street in Tijuana or formaldehyde and B.O.
Dude your hangover stench smell's like the dog's bed
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What you do to get rid of that spiltting headache, nausea, dehydration etc
The best way to get rid of Hangover is basically SLEEP!
Also, drink plenty of water, as this provides the much needed for the liver to get rid of all these poisons you've consumed.
Finally, hangovers can last up to 2 - 3 days, but mostly you'll be aight in 24 hours. So just lay back and let your body do the work.
"I can tell how much i drank last nite, do you know any Hangover Cures?" - person 1
"Keep drinking then" - person 2
"What more alcohol?!" - person 1
"WATER you pillock" - person 2
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The headache you get after staying up into the wee hours of the morning staring at teeny tiny print. Generally an ailment experienced exclusively by book nerds, but becomes a nation wide issue after the release of a new Harry Potter book.
Guy 1: Man, I stayed up all night reading the Deathly Hallows! I have such a book hangover!
Guy 2: You nerd.
Guy 2 then pushes his copy of the Deathly Hallows deeper into his book bag and longingly eyes the aspirin bottle guy 1 has just opened.
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The feeling of grogginess and/or deafness after attending a loud concert.
"Wow, I had a lot of fun at that Boys Like Girls concert last night."
"Me too, but now I have a terrible concert hangover."
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After a night of drinking and feeling really hungry, you order food, take two bites and are full for hours.
I was so hungry I ordered the dinner size at lunch time, had two bites and realized i was suffering from hangover stomach. Meh
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A wiki-hangover (alternatively, wiki hangover) is when you wake up in front of your computer with a stiff neck, bloodshot eyes, and a headache, from looking at your computer screen for too long. You vaguely remember the night before, looking up something about planetary motion. From there it was the Fleet Satellite Communications System, and you have a blurry memory of global cooling. Based on your open tabs, it appears that at some point during the night, you got up to stumble across aquatic gastropod mollusks before passing out again. You swear to yourself, "Never again."
Oh, you'll hold out for a day or two; some people even last a week. But at some point, you'll get a little red notification on the globe at the top of your Facebook screen, and somebody will post a link on your wall, saying, "Hey, this is the article I told you about," and before you know it, you're right back on "the glow." Oh, one article won't kill me, you tell yourself. Maybe just look up one or two things mentioned that you need some background about before you can really understand the one your friend sent you. But that's how it starts. And you can learn to recognize the signs.
"Oh, dude, I was bored last night and thought I'd hop online, and this morning I woke up with the WORST wiki-hangover."
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The huge shit one takes after a night of hard drinking, so long that it hangs from ones ass and still touches the bottom depths of the toilet.
Shitter: Holy shit dude, check this out it, my shit log is touching the deepest part of the toilet and its still hanging from my ass.
Shitter's Friend: Yea man, thats a prime example of a hangover cliffhanger.
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