(n) A line of broke-down 15-year-old pickup trucks driving 10-under the speed limit, or slower, in the left lane on a divided interstate highway. Frequently the pickup behind is mere inches from the pickup in front. You may see the driver (typically male) shouting angrily through his toothless lips.
I couldn't pass for 30 miles when I was driving in Kansas, due to the Hillbilly Parade in the left lane.
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The act of receiving a blowjob while chewing tobacco and deficating simultainiusly
Dude he got a hillbilly blumpkin in fourth period.
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When a pouch of chewing tobacco blows with the wind much like a tumbleweed would in the desert.
When I was in the middle of nowhere (where the air smells like cow shit) I saw many hillbilly tumbleweeds fly across the road.
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The act of the girl putting wintergreen snuff in while giving oral sex and right before climax she spits tobacco juice on your dick.
That crack whore just gave me a hillbilly blowjob (getting a blowjob by a chick with a lip packed).Hillbilly redneck blowjob Copenhagen snuff
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The kind of grills that one uses from bite size Reese's peanut butter cups. People do this by taking the foil off of the butter cups and wrapping it around all of their teeth to make it appear as if they are wearing grills.
Man, my dumb ass cousin bought another bag of Reese's just so he could make hillbilly grills.
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When a guy sprays his load and it gets stuck in a girls hair
Boy I sure gave that bitch some hillbilly hairspray last night
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Term erroneously applied to oxycontin or other pain medications which are misused by certain individuals who use bad judgement thinking they will get 'high' from a medicine by misusing it against labeling instructions and better judgement instead causing death.
Even when hillbilly heroin is taken as as directed on the label and not altered in any way, you can still have an adverse reaction to it and end up toes up in the morgue.
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