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someone who looks ugly and homeless but actually has money
1: wow look at annabel
2: she’s homeless-slut
1: oh i know
A word to describe a male who looks homeless, but actually is a rich man. By the way he dresses and acts, people will call him, “Homeless Tobi”
Person 1: “Oh look sheesh, it’s a homeless tobi...”
Person 2: “I am not!”
(Adj.) - Term used to describe one's appearance when they have not showered, groomed or dawned a new or decent set of apparel due to working from home, thus, looking like someone that if caught outside their house could be mistaken for as a homeless person.
April: Oh my, Tacoma is really getting bad. Today I saw a homeless guy in your lobby trying to get into your mailboxes.
Erika: Ooooh no friend. That's actually my husband Jared. It's Friday so he looks pretty work from homeless.
*door shuts*
Jared: More CC coupons and ooooh Costco coupons we don't actually need to bring to Costco
A homeless person who tries to get sympathy so he can try and hug your girl
Scott, who was homeless, tried to get sympathy from my girl and asked for a hug. Therefore Scott is the original homeless hugger.
The word to describe any given person trying (and failing) to differentiate between 2 similiar things.
Person 1: I’m afraid of slugs, but I like snails
Person 2: but they’re the same thing
Person 1: no slugs don’t have antennas and snails have shells
Person 2: Slugs have antennas: and you’re telling me you are scared of slugs because they are homeless snails
someone who wants to kill themselves because they are homeless and need a place to sleep.
The patient threatened suicide only because he was homeless and didn't have a place to sleep; therefore he became homeless-cidal
When you've defeated the homeless people invading your house and more strong homeless people invade your house
Alex: Yo, can I come over yet?
Tony: No. I got to prepare for the Homeless Invasion: Stage II
Alex: Bro what are you talking about?