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Phrase coined by Tucker Carlson to apparently mean someone who claims to be a stripper but is in reality a prostitute. According to Mr. Carlson it can be assumed that all strippers are in fact crypto-hookers. Also, according to his legal scholarship, such individuals offer less reliable evidence in courts of law and thus testimony from them should not be taken seriously even though they are under oath.
Tucker Carlson asserted that the testimony of a woman allegedly raped at an off-campus party hosted by members of the Duke University men's lacrosse team "is to be taken ... a little differently" from that of "an ordinary person" because she is "a crypto-hooker" who "hires herself out to dance naked in front of and ... sometimes sleep with ... strangers." From Media Matters
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An expletive used when infuriated by a video game.
I can't beleive I fell of the track, that's such hooker shit!
when males or females (most of the time females) wear outfits that are EXTENSIVELY provocative to the mall.
The chick wearing the wicked wicked wicked wicked wicked short, wicked wicked wicked wicked wicked wicked tight shorts that made her have to walk funny was totally hookered out, and i was going to ask her if she was really a hooker, and if she wasnt a hooker, what the hell was she thinking?
A procedure of which takes place in the morning, you drink a swig (mouthful) of vodka in replacement of brushing your teeth to then spit it out.
Did you know that Amy uses a hookers toothbrush?
Hooker trying to escape her pimp. It is the altercation that occurs but she succeeds to become a successful entrepreneur
Hooker in a hurricane She wanted out like a "hooker in hurricane"
When you wake up in the morning and your mouth tastes and smells like you’ve been sucking sweaty cock and balls all night long. May or may not actually be from sucking cock and balls all night.
Dude go brush your teeth. You got hooker’s mouth.
I went to kiss Rachel this morning. She sucked my knob all night last night so she had the hooker’s mouth.
My breath smells like hooker’s mouth. I need some Scope.
A dead hooker is another name for a fleshlight
Chris- "I can't wait to use my new Dead hooker!".