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A woman’s male spouse who is fiercely supportive of lgbtq rights to the point where they emit strong bisexual vibes. The term is in response to the highly fetishized “bi-wife energy” because men can be bisexual as well and are criminally underrepresented in all forms of media.
Terri’s husband is SO sexy because he is SO supportive of the lgbtq community and gives off powerful bi-husband energy.
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a come back that's better than your mom, that no one can respond to without looking like a dumbass.
also and insult that makes the persons father seem gay.
Brad: dude what is the answer to the algerbra problem
Erick: YOUR DADS HUSBAND!!
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Brittney: OMG! who did that!?
Jake: Your mom!
Jimmy: that was gay...but i do believe it was your dads husband!
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Dylan:dude what happened to your wiener?
Rob: Your dads husband!
Dylan:....):
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The ex-husband of your current wife and the father of your step-child. He usually acts like he is one of your best friends since you are now sleeping with the woman he didn't want and raising the kids he didn't seem to have time for when he was married to her. The ex-husband -in-law nomenclature does not apply to the man left behind from a failed marriage caused by an adulturous woman.
My ex-husband in-law came over to pick up my step-daughter and I just about couldn't get him to leave the house. He kept wanting to talk about the game, or the race, or tell me about his new girlfriend. I swear, he tries to act like I'm one of his best friends.
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When a husband who used to be king shit in his house and marriage becomes powerless because his wife caught him doing something on the down low, and she refuses to leave him- but uses her knowledge of this event as emotional blackmail hence, usurping his powers- preventing him from any activity she deems unfit or not to her liking.
"Where's Sean? He's supposed to be my darts partner tonight!"
"Man- Jenn caught Sean fucking around with Kourtney. He's a lame duck husband from here on out!"
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A phenomenon where anything that person shows on the internet, whether it be hair, hands, or anything about that person. People will flip, and it will temporarily break the internet
Random person: Holy shit did you see the Corpse husbands hair got number 8 on trending on twitter?!
Me: Welp, thats The Corpse Husband Phenomenon for you
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the current female that controls your ex-husbands life. Usually stopping him from his responsibilites. ie. children, child support, bills, alimony. Also likes to point out how "greedy" you are for wanting him to help support his children. She would much rather use his money on her 8 kids by 8 different men. Most of the time the "warden" has control issues & no education.
Nicki can't go out this weekend because Leroy's "warden" won't allow him to see his kids for court ordered visitation. Damn the ex-husband's warden.
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A guy u like but know it will never go anywhere
Hey There goes my future ex-husband
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