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i would be incredibly pissed off, or I was incredibly pissed off.
If my boyfriend was out with another girl and he didn't tell her about me, i would be bullshit!
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The stage of you falling hard to the ground and no matter how hard you try, you cannot get back up.
I Have Fallen And I Can't Get Up!!
That means that you're old.
Originally Northern Irish, this expression shows confusion. As in:
(1) I'm so drunk I don't know if I need a shit or a haircut!
(2) What the fuck are you talking about?! You don't know if you need a shit or a haircut!
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When a person likes and cares for you but is not in love with you.
Girl: We are gonna have to break up?
Boy: Why? I thought you loved me...
Girl: I love you but i am not in love with you...
:(
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I love you but you're so dumb and cute that I hate you.
greg ur so fucking dumb I love you but I hate you
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An extremely stupid pun that everyone hates and the person who says it has lowered his bar by a lot.
The person who says it normally laughs and thinks it was a smart and fun joke.
1+1=3 Aint right, its left.
OMG I can't believe Trump is president, am I right or am I left?
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How to instantly get strangled and/or get made fun of.
Bully: SHUT THE F*CK UP
Emily: I don't shut up I grow up and when I look at you I throw up *Thinks that she violated the bully*
Bully: *Instantly jumps on top of her and chokes her to death*
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