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When you've been pooping for way too long while on company time.
Mr. Anderson's crackdown on Illegal Dumping had to end after he busted down the bathroom door while an employee was pooping.
When you don’t pay jack fuck to the IRS for 2 decades. (Said by high boi in his “zootopia in a nutshell” video.)
High boi: “Judy does some quick mafs starting the tax calculation from when he started hustling when he was 12, and finds out just how illegal it is, being *ILLEGAL AS SHIT* and recorded him saying it for good measure.”
Requires One Male Partner
The Act of Inserting two fingers inside your Partners Anus and resting your thumb on their Testicles while actively throwing them like a Bowling Ball
How did your boys night go?
Was going great until Tyler tried to pull an Illegal Bowling Ball on me
Here by i state that if you’re ever being mean to someone named Chris you will be fined $500+ Don’t be lackin
Natalie~ “Hey chris you’re a bitch”
Chris~ *Dials 911*
Cop~ “Ma’am you’re under arrest, because It’s Illegal to be mean to chris”
A pussy sometimes they got that cake fooshoo might wanna smash them tho. you prolly wont bc they gay as hell
this one Illegal Cunt got a fat ass
When you're so beautiful you're a danger for the society
Bro, you look amazing today, you're illegal
A Point of View video of a roller coaster filmed without the amusement park's permission.
Person 1: bro why do you have ur phone out, we are 200ft in the sky
Person 2: ILLEGAL POV! ILLEGAL POV! ILLEGAL POV!