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A big university in Chicago that's extremely boring. A majority of students are commuters and therefore clubs are mostly dead and parties are virtually nonexistent, a stark difference from the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign. The campus is well known for the ugly architecture and confusing to navigate buildings. It has also earned the nickname University Impossible to Complete because of its low 62% 6 year graduation rate.
I did not get accepted at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign so I attended University of Illinois at Chicago, it really sucks here
When you have your sisters underwear in your pocket while playing basketball and you sniff it before shooting
Oh yeah I made my shot after the Illinois scratch and sniff
The greatest and most exquisite form of hanging out with the boys. An Illinois Chaunce is something that only the most extreme party animals take part in. Illinois Chaunces take place in any area, primarily basements. Blunts, brews, and the boys predominately reign at the Chaunce, but women often times are there.
Hey what are you guys doing tonight?
I’m going to an Illinois Chaunce.
Wow, what an animal.
The saddest place you will ever visit. All there is is Fun City and Chicago. If you ever go to Illinois you might as well go to Missouri because Illinois sucks!
“I’m going to illinois for vacation”
“I feel bad”
A type of illness that causes people to deny the fact that they have it
When a wheel falls off of your car.
Doug: damn my car got a mean Illinois stanky leg
When you cum in your moms vagina while she’s on her period and she queefs the juices out of her vagina onto your dick and sucks it off.
Me and my mom did the Illinois Chili Mac last night.