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A type of illness that causes people to deny the fact that they have it
I do NOT have Mental Illinois
A type of illness that causes people to think that it does not exist
Mental Illinois DOES NOT EXIST AND I DO NOT HAVE IT
An uninhabited community between two cornfields that has a grade school, pop machine, and cemetery to its name. Also, it floods.
Wow, does anyone live in Harding, Illinois?
A quiet little town full of old retired people. There are two Casey's gas stations for whatever the fuck reason and a lot of fancy dinner places that are only open for dinner and no other time. Creepy truck drivers always pull off the interstate and park their creepy asses in the local Walmart parking lot late at night. For some reason though any and all natural phenomenons avoid this town and it seems as even zombie apocalypses would miss it.
Geneseo, Illinois is the quietest loveliest place in the world and nothing can beat it.
When a guy is on bottom of a 69 and he gets the girl off so hard she shits on his forehead.
My girlfriend surprised me with a smelly Illinois brown snake on my forehead oddly I asked if she had more.
Coatsburg Illinois is the place where people come to die.
Coatsburg, Illinois, where the cats roam and old ladies drive their golf carts around.
A stupid town with an stupid oil company that constantly makes noise, has crappy schools and, a lot of retards
Man i hate robinson illinoies that town has nothing in it.
I hope robinson illinois gets bombed in ww3