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When someone cum’s in someone’s ass and slurps it up with a slurpee straw
Dude I just gave this bitch an Illinois slurpee
Its a county in Southern Illinois full of a bunch or Rednecks, Drunks, Fags, Hillbilly's, Meth heads, Pot heads and wana be gangsters. (wiggers) Go to Edwards County if you want to become part of this shitty civilization.
Edwards County Illinois
An uninhabited community between two cornfields that has a grade school, pop machine, and cemetery to its name. Also, it floods.
Wow, does anyone live in Harding, Illinois?
When a guy is on bottom of a 69 and he gets the girl off so hard she shits on his forehead.
My girlfriend surprised me with a smelly Illinois brown snake on my forehead oddly I asked if she had more.
When a wheel falls off of your car.
Doug: damn my car got a mean Illinois stanky leg
Coatsburg Illinois is the place where people come to die.
Coatsburg, Illinois, where the cats roam and old ladies drive their golf carts around.
A quiet little town full of old retired people. There are two Casey's gas stations for whatever the fuck reason and a lot of fancy dinner places that are only open for dinner and no other time. Creepy truck drivers always pull off the interstate and park their creepy asses in the local Walmart parking lot late at night. For some reason though any and all natural phenomenons avoid this town and it seems as even zombie apocalypses would miss it.
Geneseo, Illinois is the quietest loveliest place in the world and nothing can beat it.