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Someone who’s rhythm is so bad they can’t achieve orgasm by manual masturbation. Once they start they can’t stop, and just can’t quite get to completion. Producing a dysrhythmic fapping that can be heard for hours, until chaffing causes cessation.
Bob was diagnosed with Dysrhythic Masturbatory Syndrome (DMS), his neighbours had filed noise complaints for odd and annoying clapping sounds at all hours of the day and night.
When the DM is only rolling either really high or really low all of the time.
"I rolled another 4! Ah, dm's rolls.
Yeah, dawg, you can just do that. There's literally nothing stopping that from happening... Unless there is... In which case I'm totally unaware of the things that is stopping people from doing that.
Hym "No, see. His point about compassion mirrors my rhetoric about charlatans using religion to gain unearned moral authority BUT IT DOESN'T WORK because 'compassion' doesn't have the same level of moral significance as 'the decree of a cosmic entity that burns your soul forever.' It only works if you CONFLATE 'God' with 'Any higher-order abstraction the motivates behavior.' Which is what he (Jordan Peterson) is doing. And the reason what HE is doing is WORSE is because NOT EVERYONE ELSE IS CONFLATING 'GOD' WITH 'ANY HIGHER-ORDER ABSTRACTION.' So, using compassion is BETTER than using GOD, shit-brain. They are not the same. Like, at least you're pretending to be compassionate rather than pretending to be the mouth piece of a reality monster that controls your life and burns your soul forever... But, yeah, just DM me or something dawg. You know how the thing is going to work right? Yeah, you know it. I'll wait."
when you slide in gym class and yell "this be yo girls dms"
i dm slide irl everyday in gym classe because i am a lonlely meme king
The act of sitting in one’s DMs, even though there isn’t a conversation going on, in anticipation of a getting a message.