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A "kick 'er to the curb" kind of gal. Someone you've had your fun with, then thought better of it. Low-life bitch. Worse than a regular, "Pig". Someone who crawled out of the gutter. Someone not worthy of your association. The girl that wronged you, and then moved on to a better life, while leaving you in the ashes.
I'm not hangin' out with that "Ditch Pig". I'd date her if she weren't such a "Ditch Pig". We had a good time, but that's all it was, 'cuz she's just a "Ditch Pig", and she'll drag me down.
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When a straight person ditches their significant other for a same sex relationship
Did you see Maggie did the old ditch and switch with Mitch? She’s dating Rebecca now.
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The art of observing a man or woman's entry into a toilet stall followed by silence indicating that they expect said person to leave. Only, one pretends to leave by opening and closing the door yet remain inside allowing the subject a false sense of privacy. Upon forceful evacuation of the bowels and much flatulence said observer involuntarily commences hysterical laughter thusly devastating any sense of dignity said subject had before entering the stall followed by immediate egress with a great sense of joy at another's expense.
" I just pulled a dignity ditch on that guy from IT, I hope he didn't see my shoes!"
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An EMT or Paramedic. They are the closest thing to a doctor you are going to find when you are lying in a ditch.
I was in bad shape from that crash until the ditch Doctor pulled me out of the car
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another term for a vagina yo! usually used if insulting a girl or if someone just likes calling a vagina this.
i'm gunna do her right in the sex ditch
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I don't wanna touch your sex ditch
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shit and leave without flushing.
It was the girl's turn to clean the bathrooms, so the guys duked and ditched in all the stalls.
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A really fat nasty girl, who will try to dress slutty to go to the bar, but ends up looking like a carnival ride.
Did you see that fat nasty girl Kristin at the Matrix? Yeah she was too fat for her clothes and had enough make up on to to scare away a French Hooker. What a ditch pig!
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