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When your favorite song starts playing and you can't help but not listen to anything around you but the song
Me: * turns on loud speaker *
Friend: Oh, is that my favorite song
Friend: * ear orgasm *
Me: Hey, can you hand me my phone?
Friend: what was that?
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When something someone said is misheard because one's hearing has been damaged by excessive iPod usage on high volume. Often results in the misinterpratioin of the intended message.
Man, I asked Ashley if she wanted to get take-out, but she thought I said "make-out," that chicks got iPod ears...
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When someone listens to all black music
He got Tupac, Snoop Dogg, Kanye West his iPod, he got some nigger ears
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When someone has both of their ears pierced and perhaps stretched as well, one of the ears will be a total cock and keep getting infected, hurting, looking gross, and generally be an annoyance while the other ear will behave itself and heal properly.
So named because not only is the bitch ear being a bitch, it also hurts like a bitch.
"What's wrong with your left ear? It's all swollen!"
"Yeah, that's my bitch ear."
I just had my ears pierced, one healed up, fine but my bitch ear still hurts like a bitch!
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Ear rape can be classified as an ear piercing noise, like bass boosted music or altered sound effects. Ear rape sometimes is underwhelming, were other times you will die from the noise.
I like to annoy my sister with some Fortnite ear rape.
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well, a chavs earring rests on the shoulders of the chav, a large hoop is generally well accepted, it has to be fake gold usually bought from the local jewellers shop which most items appear to be stolen in the first place and of gd girth
you could train a dolphin thru those luv
cor boy, those earrings r mustard
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Putting two fingers up behind someone's head while a picture is being taken.
Third graders love to give each other bunny ears in pictures.
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