the legit oven

what single men use when the microwave isnt working

i had to use the legit oven for my pizza rolls, it pissed me the fuck off!

Muff Oven

A pregnant woman's womb

Dude, she just got her muff oven ripped out

Dutch oven

When a guy farts in bed with his girlfriend then pulls then sheets over their heads.

My girlfriend wouldn't do it with me last night so I gave her a dutch oven.

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eggs in the oven

When a male inserts his testes into a woman's vagina. Or in the case of gay sex, the anus.

Oh Greg! I want to do the eggs in the oven! -Katy

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bread oven

A bread oven is when a guy is having anal sex with a girl, and switches to the vagina without washing off or changing the condom (whichever applies). This is meant to intentionally give her a yeast infection.

John Spivey gave that chick he didn't like a bread oven!

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mud oven

the anus; having sexual intercourse of the anus

"you like it in the mud oven!"
"i stuck it in her mud oven!"

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pulling oven

sex act with oven mitts and cookies

"i walked in and they were like pulling oven on my bed"

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