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Smash. Have sex with.
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Tonight can end in two ways; instant clash or instant mash.
A dangerous dark torture sauna for foodstuffs.
Today I used my Instant Pot to torture some meat. It eventually fell apart from the stress and I ate it, laughing maniacally.
Untapped involuntary asskickery potential which can only be accessed after walking through a spider web. Usually accompanied by a girly scream and kung fu hands.
Highly amusing to watch from a distance.
P1: "Maaaan, what was that shit ?"
P2: "Ergh. Spider web."
P1: "Oh. Hahahaha... Instant Ninja"
Inviting Big E to your bachelor party and realizing he is going to bring up memories of it for the next 48 years
Hey Sarah I heard you hooked up with some random kid at a party last night?
Yeah, talk about instant regret
A man that makes your vagina gush from one look.
He made me wet with one look, what an instant ocean man!