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A sun worshipper that deliberately seeks the sun out when official advice tells them to seek shade.
Midday Sun? Im out in it, Im an 11-3 inverter!
The phenomenon of filaments of hair retreating into the scalp, giving the initial appearance of baldness, but eventually exploding from a man's ears, nose, and eyebrows.
"I thought he was a victim of baldness, but I see now that he is actually a survivor of inverted scalpis filamentism."
"Whoa, that bald dude has some SERIOUS eyebrows. I guess he's got some inverted scalpis filamentism going on."
Tons of titties/chesty
Applies to men or women; could be mammary glands, fat, or muscle
"Nah man, I don't like thicc thighs. I just want an inverted triangle bitch."
A friend (normally of the same gender) who accompanies you when you have to hang out with your significant other and her friends (of the opposite gender).
Damn, my girlfriend wants me to go the beach with her and a bunch of her friends. I don't want to spend the whole day talking about puppy dogs and ice cream. I need to find an inverted wingman...stat.
When something is so cringe or embarrassing that you physically contract or wince.
" There's toilet paper on her shoe... INVERT! "
" that's so embarrassing, I'm inverting "
*group in unison* " invert "