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iron maiden

the best metal band ever

Iron Maiden kicks all other bands asses

by derek December 15, 2004

88๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blood And Iron

some muskets that take 10 years to reload and some retarded people killing musicians

Blood and iron good

by AnsonAndLexinPlays May 11, 2019

25๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Alanis Ironic

a) Something that is NOT ironic, but rather, just really bad luck, or just a really shitty/unfortunate situation or occurrence in general.

b) A semiotic phenomenon stemming from Canadian singer Alanis Morissette's 1996 hit pop song "Ironic" that caused an entire generation (and all generations after) to misuse and not understand the true meaning of the word ironic, resulting in a now culturally acceptable misappropriation of the word ironic.

c) A bastardized definition of the word ironic that is blatantly wrong, yet is widely used and is somehow still accepted in contemporary culture.

'90's kid: "Aw man! its raining and i wanted to go to the beach today!"
'80's kid: "Um, that's not ironic, that's Alanis Ironic."
'90's kid: "What?"
'80's kid: "Dude, that's just bad luck, it's NOT ironic."
'90's kid: "But Alanis said..."
'80's kid: "Yeah, I know what she said- I've heard the song too. I hate to break it to you, but none of the situations in the song "Ironic" are actually ironic at all. For example, it's not "ironic" to have rain on your wedding day, that's just really fucking shitty luck. It would be ironic if you were an esteemed meteorologist, famous for your accuracy, and you had been planning your wedding for years based on your weather predictions for the most perfect, clear, sunny day, and then, totally contrary to your predictions, a huge storm occurs on the day of your wedding. That would be truly ironic."
'90's kid: "I have no fucking clue what you just said."

by Captain American't July 11, 2011

18๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


iron god

a player of runescape who trains little more than his combat. he does clues every couple of seconds, and even though he is rich, seems to still think of things of little value as valuable

Iron: Hey, combat 84 now
Kupo: Nice! are you going to stop training any time soon?
(a couple of minutes later)
Iron: Hey, combat 85 now

(repeat)

by kuponutmog April 23, 2005

10๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


iron horse

Train

Iron horse is a train- Big L

by AC October 26, 2003

271๐Ÿ‘ 91๐Ÿ‘Ž


Iron Maiden

A British heavy metal band.Metallica owes there careers to this band.

oh man this iron maiden shit is good!

by Jim Harvest Jew Mew November 11, 2003

421๐Ÿ‘ 148๐Ÿ‘Ž


iron mic

One of the preferred weapons in the GZA's verbal arsenal.

The iron mic, in combination with the liquid sword is a flawless element of emcee destruction.

by Ignatius Strangelove November 14, 2007

14๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž